So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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