wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The chlamydia really affected his face.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's rum buckets o'clock
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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