they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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