I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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