your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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