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Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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