I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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