I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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