I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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