I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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