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• (386): View more from Florida

  Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"

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  You're going home with him aren't you?

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  I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house

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• (845): View more from New York

  Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?

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• (631): View more from New York

  you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?

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  Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Howd it go?

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  Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Btw I puked in your glovebox

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