Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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