why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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