me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize