I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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