You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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