I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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