: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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