I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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