I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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