After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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