How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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