Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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