Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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