Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize