Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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