What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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