He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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