so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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