I'm gonna have a badass scar
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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