the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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