did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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