I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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