She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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