spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I just found a bag of teeth...
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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