Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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