Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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