Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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