but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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