do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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