sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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