Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm getting married
To pizza
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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