This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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