kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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