Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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