But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We have so much sex to catch up on
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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