i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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