New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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