I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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