i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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