Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.