Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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