do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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