If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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