she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
