i permit you to call me
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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