this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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