your thong is hanging out like whoa
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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