but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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