I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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