We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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