suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My penis needs a shock collar
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
